I have found the answer to the world’s oldest question.

WHY DID…

THE CHICKEN…

CROSS…

THE ROAD?

To run over and steal all the wonderful worms from my gardens as I work!

Hiding behind the garlic grasses will not save you from my wrath bird!

I swear if you girls were not laying 6+ eggs a day you would be freezer meat! (I still have about a dozen other birds you know?!?  And they are staying OUT of my gardens!)

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