I have found the answer to the world’s oldest question.
WHY DID…
THE CHICKEN…
CROSS…
THE ROAD?
To run over and steal all the wonderful worms from my gardens as I work!
Hiding behind the garlic grasses will not save you from my wrath bird!
I swear if you girls were not laying 6+ eggs a day you would be freezer meat! (I still have about a dozen other birds you know?!? And they are staying OUT of my gardens!)