I was wondering around the trees and bushes to the south yesterday. I needed to see if I should water anyone just in case the storm scheduled to today (it came) missed us again. I was not paying attention to where I was walking because I was checking the base of the plants when “OUCH” – SOMETHING STABBED ME! Not a poke but a nasty stab. This was the culprit:
I purposely left this picture larger than most, just to try to impress upon you the length and effectiveness of our locust tree spikes (the minimum length of these spiky behemoths is three inches). Yep, this monster has gotten very dangerous indeed!
If I ever run out of yarn, sewing, or darning needles; these suckers would be perfect! They are as strong as steel, sharper than a knife, and more vicious than a guard dog.
Somehow in the next few days, I need to figure out how to get near it to do some trimming. Pretty sure I will at least need body armor. We used to have a long-handled hand saw to do things like this, but my grandson decided to try jousting with it – and lost.
One of my grand delusions is to have a huge four-foot-thick castle wall around our property (because too many people find us to be the Colorado Information/Gas Station/Potty Stop Center). Now I think I will try to grab some suckers off this beastie and try to root start them. Wonder if a huge hedge of them, totally surrounding our property, would keep the uninvited out? Hmm, something fun to ponder this Friday!
(Hee, hee – next best thing to Aubrey 2 – LOL)